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Continue reading →: End of the Month Photodump
Welcome to beautiful Winnipeg, Manitoba in April. Isn’t the weather just to die for? Sadly, it almost is. This time last year the sun was out in full force and men were walking around with no shirts on while the women yelled at them to put down their beer can…
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Continue reading →: Groomsman vs Bridesmaid, the Matt Hazard Story
And so here we have it, the age old tradition of being hand picked by a beloved friend or family member to be a part of their special day as they join hands and become one with their significant other. Or as I like to romantically put…
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Continue reading →: The Mancave
Good news guys, I just spent all my money! – Troy, Community Well, the quote and picture above about sum it all up. Hazard is now broke. Do I regret buying an insanely expensive HD camcorder? I can answer that question with a question – does Kristen Stewart know how…
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Continue reading →: Writings on the Wall, a construction toilet story
Writings on the Wall: a Construction Toilet Story We’ve all been to restaurants before and have experienced the horrors we know as the public bathrooms. Sure some places boast they have the cleanest facilities. Hell, even some bars will throw in well dressed people trying to sell you mints and…
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Continue reading →: Messy Roommates
Ever have a roommate who’s just totally messy – as in never picks up after themselves and always leaves a nice mess for you to deal with? Yeah, me neither…up until a few years ago. Like seriously, how inconsiderate can one be? Well, I suppose when you’re only 4 years…
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Continue reading →: Holy Crap! Cereal?
Yes. You read that correctly. This is an actual brand of cereal that I came across today while shopping for crap to make for dinner. So, naturally while searching for crap, I found just that. Holy Crap cereal, the ‘dragons blend’. What probably more interesting about this little gem is…
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Continue reading →: Midlife Crisis?
Mmm scotch. A new found love of mine. At first, I found this gross, but soon realized if you half plugged your nose while drinking it, you almost blocked the harsh flavour whilst still enjoying a nice scotch on the rocks. So really, if I’m half working around the flavour,…
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Continue reading →: Recipe for Inspiration. And food.
Another day, another dollar. Or actually, not really since I skipped work today. Long story, but thats a story for another time. Today I hit a milestone. Quite literally, actually. Today was the day I broke past the 7mi runs I’ve been doing lately and pushed myself all the way…
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Continue reading →: Hazard’s Law of Attraction
Have you ever ever met someone special, and the moment you sit down to talk with them you’re just blown away? Ever felt that instant ‘spark’ with someone, and aren’t sure how exactly to explain it? We all have. It’s a little piece of magic that we feel when the…
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Continue reading →: You’re a Wizard, Hazard
You know, whenever I’m in a bathing suit or a pair of shorts, people always comment on my Harry Potter shaped scar on my left leg. The first time I heard “You’re a wizard, Harry” I’ll be the first to admit it was funny. However over time I got way…
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