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Continue reading →: Back to School
Who’d have thought I’d ever be returning to school at the age of 30 after falling into a career 9 years ago? Certainly not this guy, but alas here I am again, set to walk the hallowed halls of Red River College. OK, so it’s not that amazing – just…
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Continue reading →: Getting back into the swing of things
Getting over this chest cold has proven to be a rather painful procedure. Running has been virtually impossible, so doing leg weight workouts have been my only replacement for a solid run lately. Seriosuly though, I tried running yesterday, and even before my 2 miles was up, I felt like…
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Continue reading →: The End is Near
Meet Gary. He is the gnome that belongs to a new soon-to-be buddy of mine from the other side of the country, and from what I’ve heard, he’s quite the party guy. This man, Chad, is actually coming in this summer to visit my cousin and hit up Country Fest…
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Continue reading →: End of the Month Photodump
Welcome to beautiful Winnipeg, Manitoba in April. Isn’t the weather just to die for? Sadly, it almost is. This time last year the sun was out in full force and men were walking around with no shirts on while the women yelled at them to put down their beer can…
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Continue reading →: Groomsman vs Bridesmaid, the Matt Hazard Story
And so here we have it, the age old tradition of being hand picked by a beloved friend or family member to be a part of their special day as they join hands and become one with their significant other. Or as I like to romantically put…
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Continue reading →: The Mancave
Good news guys, I just spent all my money! – Troy, Community Well, the quote and picture above about sum it all up. Hazard is now broke. Do I regret buying an insanely expensive HD camcorder? I can answer that question with a question – does Kristen Stewart know how…
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Continue reading →: Writings on the Wall, a construction toilet story
Writings on the Wall: a Construction Toilet Story We’ve all been to restaurants before and have experienced the horrors we know as the public bathrooms. Sure some places boast they have the cleanest facilities. Hell, even some bars will throw in well dressed people trying to sell you mints and…
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Continue reading →: Messy Roommates
Ever have a roommate who’s just totally messy – as in never picks up after themselves and always leaves a nice mess for you to deal with? Yeah, me neither…up until a few years ago. Like seriously, how inconsiderate can one be? Well, I suppose when you’re only 4 years…
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Continue reading →: Holy Crap! Cereal?
Yes. You read that correctly. This is an actual brand of cereal that I came across today while shopping for crap to make for dinner. So, naturally while searching for crap, I found just that. Holy Crap cereal, the ‘dragons blend’. What probably more interesting about this little gem is…
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Continue reading →: Midlife Crisis?
Mmm scotch. A new found love of mine. At first, I found this gross, but soon realized if you half plugged your nose while drinking it, you almost blocked the harsh flavour whilst still enjoying a nice scotch on the rocks. So really, if I’m half working around the flavour,…
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