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Continue reading →: Larry, everyones Best and Worst Friend
During my two week vacation, I had the pleasure of meeting a lot of new and interesting people. Friends were made, bonds were formed, and a lot of male comradery was expressed in the forms of beer passing and the occasional disposition of flatulence. However, no bonds were formed to…
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Continue reading →: The Vacation Checklist
Its that time of year again where work releases me for two weeks so I can unwind – or more realistically, party hardy! This year, I’ll be heading up to Country Fest in beautiful Dauphin, Manitoba for a good ol’ fashioned hoedown (and beer guzzling) followed by a week out…
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Continue reading →: Dating – A Mans Perspective
OK, so we all enjoy going out there and meeting new people. Really, who doesn’t? This is the main reason we go to house parties, bonfires, or if you’re feeling less-than prestigious – bars and pubs. One question that is asked almost everytime before we commit to going to a…
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Continue reading →: Race Day – Manitoba Marathon 2013
The day has finally came. My day of reckoning, where all my training since, well, “December” came into play. From all those mentally stressful days in winter on the treadmill, to the Winnipeg Boston Marathon tribute race, to the 5k Run Your Heart Out event in April, and all…
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Continue reading →: My Poor Dog
As busy as I’ve been lately, it’s been really tough to find time out of my schedule to spend time with my best friend, Timbit – or Timmy for short. Ironically, he was aptly named ‘Timbit’ before he was bought and picked up from a small town called Starbuck,…
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Continue reading →: Sweet or Creepy, a closer look at Country Music
So why not kick off the week with a little touch of reality? Most of the sweet country music lyrics we hear seem so dreamy and romantic, but lets face it – that crap is meant to stay in song format. I can’t think of many situations where lines like…
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Continue reading →: So Close, So Far
Ever have one of those days where you just want to set your computer on fire just to watch it burn? That was me at work yesterday. Moving into the office and out of the field as an electrician has proven to be both rewarding and occasionally frustrating at the…
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Continue reading →: Summer Bucketlist
So, I fell down the stairs yesterday. Hell of an intro, I know. No, I’m not making a cover story as to how both arms, ankle, and rump became bruised – I actually DID fall down the flight of stairs at my parents. Ironically, it wasn’t the fault of alcohol…
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Continue reading →: Boston Marathon, a Winnipeg Tribute
Run for Boston, Winnipeg! Normally I like to throw in humour and sarcasm into my writings, but not today. Today is about something with a lot more meaning and depth. It’s about people coming together as a community showing support and human compassion towards a city that underwent a terrible…
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Continue reading →: Photo Evidence of False Events
Here are a few gems I found that I forgot existed. Be warned – there is nothing to learn here, and so you’ll experience literally zero intellectual effects by continuing down the page. Drank a fifth of GIN, dare me to drive? Hey, did I ever tell you about the…
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