Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Rants and Observational Humour

Writings on the Wall, a construction toilet story

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March 6, 2013

Writings on the Wall: a Construction Toilet Story We’ve all been to restaurants before and have experienced the horrors we know as the public bathrooms. Sure some places boast they have the cleanest facilities. Hell, even some bars will throw in well dressed people trying to sell you mints and…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Messy Roommates

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March 1, 2013

Ever have a roommate who’s just totally messy – as in never picks up after themselves and always leaves a nice mess for you to deal with? Yeah, me neither…up until a few years ago. Like seriously, how inconsiderate can one be? Well, I suppose when you’re only 4 years…
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Uncategorized Randomness

Holy Crap! Cereal?

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February 26, 2013

Yes. You read that correctly. This is an actual brand of cereal that I came across today while shopping for crap to make for dinner. So, naturally while searching for crap, I found just that. Holy Crap cereal, the ‘dragons blend’. What probably more interesting about this little gem is…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Midlife Crisis?

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February 25, 2013

Mmm scotch. A new found love of mine. At first, I found this gross, but soon realized if you half plugged your nose while drinking it, you almost blocked the harsh flavour whilst still enjoying a nice scotch on the rocks. So really, if I’m half working around the flavour,…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Recipe for Inspiration. And food.

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February 20, 2013

Another day, another dollar. Or actually, not really since I skipped work today. Long story, but thats a story for another time. Today I hit a milestone. Quite literally, actually. Today was the day I broke past the 7mi runs I’ve been doing lately and pushed myself all the way…
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Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Hazard’s Law of Attraction

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February 19, 2013

Have you ever ever met someone special, and the moment you sit down to talk with them you’re just blown away? Ever felt that instant ‘spark’ with someone, and aren’t sure how exactly to explain it? We all have. It’s a little piece of magic that we feel when the…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

You’re a Wizard, Hazard

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February 12, 2013

You know, whenever I’m in a bathing suit or a pair of shorts, people always comment on my Harry Potter shaped scar on my left leg. The first time I heard “You’re a wizard, Harry” I’ll be the first to admit it was funny. However over time I got way…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

I’ve got the creative itch..

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February 11, 2013

Once again, I’m feeling too boxed into my career as an electrician, my mundane life routines and I’m getting the urge to bust out and colour my world with a few new paintbrushes. It’s been awhile since I’ve really tinkered with my guitar. I mean seriously tinkered with it. Yes…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Boom. Weekend wrap up

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February 9, 2013

It seems its almost becoming customary for me to start off with an ill form of debauchery caught on camera. As you can see, I really do enjoy my weekends. And really, who doesn’t? I felt the need to celebrate after my work informed me they are going to put…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Rants and Observational Humour

Matt IS Pavelec

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February 6, 2013

Here I am. Well, there I was. This picture is actually taken from last spring, but I trust you’ll accept that over the past year I haven’t gotten any prettier and not much has changed picture wise. Not even the jersey, as I’m pretty sure I haven’t washed it yet.…
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