Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

So Close, So Far

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May 4, 2013

Ever have one of those days where you just want to set your computer on fire just to watch it burn? That was me at work yesterday. Moving into the office and out of the field as an electrician has proven to be both rewarding and occasionally frustrating at the…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Summer Bucketlist

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April 22, 2013

So, I fell down the stairs yesterday. Hell of an intro, I know. No, I’m not making a cover story as to how both arms, ankle, and rump became bruised – I actually DID fall down the flight of stairs at my parents. Ironically, it wasn’t the fault of alcohol…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Boston Marathon, a Winnipeg Tribute

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April 16, 2013

Run for Boston, Winnipeg! Normally I like to throw in humour and sarcasm into my writings, but not today. Today is about something with a lot more meaning and depth. It’s about people coming together as a community showing support and human compassion towards a city that underwent a terrible…
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Uncategorized Randomness

Photo Evidence of False Events

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April 13, 2013

Here are a few gems I found that I forgot existed. Be warned – there is nothing to learn here, and so you’ll experience literally zero intellectual effects by continuing down the page. Drank a fifth of GIN, dare me to drive? Hey, did I ever tell you about the…
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Back to School

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April 13, 2013

Who’d have thought I’d ever be returning to school at the age of 30 after falling into a career 9 years ago? Certainly not this guy, but alas here I am again, set to walk the hallowed halls of Red River College. OK, so it’s not that amazing – just…
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Getting back into the swing of things

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April 8, 2013

Getting over this chest cold has proven to be a rather painful procedure. Running has been virtually impossible, so doing leg weight workouts have been my only replacement for a solid run lately. Seriosuly though, I tried running yesterday, and even before my 2 miles was up, I felt like…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

The End is Near

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April 8, 2013

Meet Gary. He is the gnome that belongs to a new soon-to-be buddy of mine from the other side of the country, and from what I’ve heard, he’s quite the party guy. This man, Chad, is actually coming in this summer to visit my cousin and hit up Country Fest…
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Uncategorized Randomness

End of the Month Photodump

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April 1, 2013

Welcome to beautiful Winnipeg, Manitoba in April. Isn’t the weather just to die for? Sadly, it almost is. This time last year the sun was out in full force and men were walking around with no shirts on while the women yelled at them to put down their beer can…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Groomsman vs Bridesmaid, the Matt Hazard Story

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March 18, 2013

And so here we have it, the age old tradition of being hand picked by a beloved friend or family member to be a part of their special day as they join hands and become one with their significant other. Or as I like to romantically put…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Rants and Observational Humour

The Mancave

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March 11, 2013

Good news guys, I just spent all my money! – Troy, Community Well, the quote and picture above about sum it all up. Hazard is now broke. Do I regret buying an insanely expensive HD camcorder? I can answer that question with a question – does Kristen Stewart know how…
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