Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Social Ethics – Modern Day Commitment

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August 16, 2013

A few weeks back, I went out to a cabin with a large group of friends. Some were married, some had boyfriends and girlfriends, and a few of us jovial individuals were single. Among the usual festivities that take place at any cabin, such as hot tubbing, swimming, and jet…
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Men in their Early 30s. We’re Screwed

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July 31, 2013

It’s my brothers wedding day. Mom is well into her third glass of wine. I make a comment about how beautiful the bride and groom make as a couple, and mom decides to start parenting me. She makes mention of a girl I’d dated last November and how its too…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Work and hobbies – a healthy Balance

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July 25, 2013

For the last year and a bit I’ve been working in the security division of an electrical company here in Winnipeg. The company is great, they’ve provided me with a van and a company cell phone (even though it’s a crackberry) and excellent training. I even love the people I…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Bragging and Consequences – My Golf Story

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July 17, 2013

OK, so I have a bit of a problem. If you ask me if I can play baseball, I’ll tell you I’m an unreal pitcher – which is actually kind of true. If you talk to me about fitness and running, I could tell you stories and training methods for…
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Larry, everyones Best and Worst Friend

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July 9, 2013

During my two week vacation, I had the pleasure of meeting a lot of new and interesting people. Friends were made, bonds were formed, and a lot of male comradery was expressed in the forms of beer passing and the occasional disposition of flatulence. However, no bonds were formed to…
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The Vacation Checklist

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June 26, 2013

Its that time of year again where work releases me for two weeks so I can unwind – or more realistically, party hardy! This year, I’ll be heading up to Country Fest in beautiful Dauphin, Manitoba for a good ol’ fashioned hoedown (and beer guzzling) followed by a week out…
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Dating – A Mans Perspective

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June 19, 2013

OK, so we all enjoy going out there and meeting new people. Really, who doesn’t? This is the main reason we go to house parties, bonfires, or if you’re feeling less-than prestigious – bars and pubs. One question that is asked almost everytime before we commit to going to a…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness)

Race Day – Manitoba Marathon 2013

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June 16, 2013

The day has finally came. My day of reckoning, where all my training since, well, “December” came into play. From all those mentally stressful days in winter on the treadmill, to the Winnipeg Boston Marathon tribute race, to the 5k Run Your Heart Out event in April, and all…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Rants and Observational Humour

My Poor Dog

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June 13, 2013

As busy as I’ve been lately, it’s been really tough to find time out of my schedule to spend time with my best friend, Timbit – or Timmy for short. Ironically, he was aptly named ‘Timbit’ before he was bought and picked up from a small town called Starbuck,…
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Sweet or Creepy, a closer look at Country Music

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May 8, 2013

So why not kick off the week with a little touch of reality? Most of the sweet country music lyrics we hear seem so dreamy and romantic, but lets face it – that crap is meant to stay in song format. I can’t think of many situations where lines like…
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