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Continue reading →: So…Now I Have a Satchel
October can be a fun and busy month, from dreaming up creative costume ideas and making them a reality, all the way to bringing family together to carve pumpkins just to show off in your front window. Or in my case, nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon. So…
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Continue reading →: Long Road Home
We hear about it all the time, from the near arrest stories to the conflicting views on the real dangers of drinking and driving. Although we are all aware of the repercussions getting an impaired charge can bring, we continuously hear about people who find it just too convenient to…
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Continue reading →: Everyday Life of an (undiagnosed) ADHD Man
So, does anyone else want to change their career choice based on the current TV show that they’re watching? If not, you’re probably a normal functioning piece of society. If so, welcome to my world. Just to be clear, I don’t watch a lot of TV, but the shows I…
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Continue reading →: Translating Female Speak: Being Romantic
I awoke suddenly to the crackling sound of the Nightrider theme song of my cell phone ringing. I looked at the time – it was only 4:01pm, which meant I had been home from work and napping for only 5 minutes. My cheerful friend Dre was on the other end,…
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Continue reading →: I am whatever you say I am
During my travels, both inside and outside of the blogging universe, I’ve been asked countless times just who exactly I am. So I’ve decided to lay it out. Removed all the filters, and this is what you get. I am a son, a grandson, and a brother. I am an…
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Continue reading →: A Good Old Fashioned Beard-Off
Working with the same group of people day after day can get a little, well, drawl. You’ll hear the same stories, recycle the same jokes, and…. So how do we spice up an otherwise repetitive work environment? Well, the only way us men know how – friendly competition! At the…
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Continue reading →: Proof is in the Pudding
Over the years, I’ve been scrutinized that I can’t cook, much less bake. It’s understandable. Where I do much prefer eating out at restaurants or enjoying a nice family dinner (at my parents), the truth is hidden to many – I can cook. Oh yes, I’ve done a lot of…
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Continue reading →: Mens Weekend – the repercussions of an absence of ovaries
Beautiful sight, isn’t it? Lake Nutimik truly is blissful place, with its glass-like water and beautiful sun rises, it makes for the perfect getaway destination. Also, our buddy having a cabin out there made this choice a no-brainer to host a man’s weekend since most of our cash went towards…
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Continue reading →: Why I Hate Summer
OK, so hate may be a bit of a strong word, but screw it. I’m totally in a state of hate. Allow me to paint you a bit of a picture so one can visualize the crap I’m dealing with on a +30C day. Apart from the tiny “portable” AC…
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