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Continue reading →: Hazard’s 10 Dating Commandments
Let’s be real fellas. When we’re out on that hot date with that cute girl we’ve been eyeing for the past quarter century, we don’t just want to impress – we want to bring our A Game. And to do so, it’s important we all follow our own regiment, our…
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Continue reading →: Play Ball!
The wind was light but present as the sun was breaking through the morning clouds. The bases fully loaded. Two had already walked, the last batter hitting to first. This next hit should be a breeze. I could visualize the ball slow motion, connecting perfectly with the bat and…
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Continue reading →: Easter Weekend – A Couple of Canucks’ Stay in the USA
Growing up, our family made an Easter tradition of heading down to Grand Forks ND for an extended family weekend trip. The uncles would watch sports, the wives would go shopping, and us kids would swim laps in the Ramada’s pool until we got kicked out for excessive WWE behaviour.…
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Continue reading →: Hockey’s Over, Back to the Treadmill..
Ugh, it’s that painful part of the year again where my favourite winter sport has come to an end, and I no longer have any more excuses to be skipping out on that $40 per month torture chamber I signed up for. With the skates hung up for the season…
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Continue reading →: The Other “F” Word
Just to prove that I do have a shred of humanity buried deep inside this twisted mind of mine, I occasionally consider a life where I would hold others in a higher regard over myself. A life where I’m not my own focal point, and where everything I did would…
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Continue reading →: Dental Dam-nation, a Hygienists Dating Flossify
I was at the dentist today, appointment aptly scheduled in the midst of the work day so I could have half the day off with a valid excuse, when I had an epiphany – are female dental hygienists lonely women? Is it tough for them to find a date? Let’s…
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Continue reading →: The Ground is Lava starting…NOW
So I went to bed the other night and made the classic pet owner mistake – left the bedroom door open. Just as I closed the laptop screen and stretched out in my post-Netflix / pre sleeping pose, I felt the cat jump onto the bed from the dresser. Ignoring…
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Continue reading →: Houston, We Have A Problem
Well, after floating around aimlessly in space as a single guy for one year less than Barack Obama’s total time as president, I’d finally hit that re-entry point into the thick atmosphere of Planet Relationship. Eager to explore a new unknown world of fun and excitement, I set course for…
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Continue reading →: Tackling Mountains with a Clean Slate
Last year, I posted a blog entry entitled “Summer Bucketlist” where I had set a number of goals that I wanted to have completed by the end of 2013. Naturally, starting off all gung-ho, I instantly picked off the easy accomplishments but didn’t bother even attempting the tough ones. Since…
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Continue reading →: Hidey ho, neighbour!
The folk who live next to us play a significant role in our lives. They watch our pets when we’re away, smile and wave at us on sunny weekend mornings, and occasionally ask us politely to cut our lawn when it’s getting way out of control. However having neighbours puts…
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