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Continue reading →: Some Real Shit
Man, I’m too old for this. 2021 is a young mans’ game. I grew up in the 80s, and things were a lot simpler back then. There were no ‘mental health issues’ or people who disregarded their own gender back then, it was a simpler time. But as time continues…
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Continue reading →: Leaving a LegacyThe older I get, the more I wonder how I will be remembered. I realise that I’m neither rich nor famous, so whatever legacy I leave behind probably won’t go down in the history books. Perhaps the real question is how do I want to be remembered? I’ll level…
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Continue reading →: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Sub-par
I, Matt Hazard, have never been officially diagnosed with ADHD. And now that that’s out of the way.. Evidently I am the type of guy who gets full-blown inspired by anything bearing the slightest bit of interest. I have become the human embodiment of a Pinterest board – I have…
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Continue reading →: The Gears Have Shifted
Back in 2012, I was invited to help out with a video shoot for the QX104 radio station here in Winnipeg. The shoot was a parody music video covering the NHL lockout during that year, and after working with the fun crew at the station I immediately knew that I…
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Continue reading →: Impractical Efforts
Alright. So by now, it’s pretty clear that I am a lazy human being. I’m not a fan of going in to work, doing house chores, or cleaning up after the fuzzy roommates. However, there are times when I can get so deeply involved into a project that I completely…
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Continue reading →: Raising a Little Hellion – My Delinquent Roommate
It’s date night. I’m cooking spaghetti. I’ve already left work early and grabbed all that I need from the grocery store, snagged a bottle of red wine from the liquor store and have showered up. Over text, I’m calm, composed and confident. Outside of my phone, I’m running around without…
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Continue reading →: Sorry Hazard, but our Princess is in Another Castle
Dating. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the impeccably hopeless Hazard. His continuing mission? To explore strange new social situations, to seek out new women in new social circles. To boldly go where at least a few have gone before. Potentially many, although he doesn’t like to think about…
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Continue reading →: Dogs. Loveable Little Assholes
Today was an exceptionably difficult day at work. I worked outside through rain tearing apart a deck, followed by some custom decorative work to a client’s ceiling. Did I mention that I’m an electrician? Ceiling work and deck building to a sparky is sort of like washing your heiny in…
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Continue reading →: Lost Boys
Hitting mid summer up here in Canada usually has three guarantees – finally a blast of warmer weather, mosquitos, and of course the beginning of vacation season. In my family’s household, vacation time usually meant a two week hiatus from our house and a long trek down the Trans-Canada highway to Radium…
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Continue reading →: Life’s a Game
Most aspects of our lives are dangerously relative to sports. Metaphorically speaking. For instance, if you’re the the dating type, you want to see how many home runs you can proverbially hit. Or in my brother’s case, how many times you can hit first base. Zing. Alternatively, or perhaps more…
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