Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness)

Hockey’s Over, Back to the Treadmill..

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March 26, 2014

Ugh, it’s that painful part of the year again where my favourite winter sport has come to an end, and I no longer have any more excuses to be skipping out on that $40 per month torture chamber I signed up for. With the skates hung up for the season…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

The Other “F” Word

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March 13, 2014

Just to prove that I do have a shred of humanity buried deep inside this twisted mind of mine, I occasionally consider a life where I would hold others in a higher regard over myself. A life where I’m not my own focal point, and where everything I did would…
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Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Dental Dam-nation, a Hygienists Dating Flossify

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February 12, 2014

I was at the dentist today, appointment aptly scheduled in the midst of the work day so I could have half the day off with a valid excuse, when I had an epiphany – are female dental hygienists lonely women? Is it tough for them to find a date? Let’s…
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Rants and Observational Humour

The Ground is Lava starting…NOW

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February 3, 2014

So I went to bed the other night and made the classic pet owner mistake – left the bedroom door open. Just as I closed the laptop screen and stretched out in my post-Netflix / pre sleeping pose, I felt the cat jump onto the bed from the dresser. Ignoring…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Houston, We Have A Problem

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January 28, 2014

Well, after floating around aimlessly in space as a single guy for one year less than Barack Obama’s total time as president, I’d finally hit that re-entry point into the thick atmosphere of Planet Relationship. Eager to explore a new unknown world of fun and excitement, I set course for…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Tackling Mountains with a Clean Slate

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January 20, 2014

Last year, I posted a blog entry entitled “Summer Bucketlist” where I had set a number of goals that I wanted to have completed by the end of 2013. Naturally, starting off all gung-ho, I instantly picked off the easy accomplishments but didn’t bother even attempting the tough ones. Since…
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Rants and Observational Humour

Hidey ho, neighbour!

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December 8, 2013

The folk who live next to us play a significant role in our lives. They watch our pets when we’re away, smile and wave at us on sunny weekend mornings, and occasionally ask us politely to cut our lawn when it’s getting way out of control. However having neighbours puts…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Rants and Observational Humour

Fun – Who’s Got Time to Invest in That?

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November 27, 2013

To some people, fun is often included in everyday life. To others, it could be reserved for weekends with the possibility of a few weeknights. To me, it’s not only a way of life, but also as a therapeutic means of escape from the crushing repetitive reality of day to…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Rants and Observational Humour

Weights vs Fitness Class – A Mans Take on Hot Yoga

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November 19, 2013

Men enjoy tough sports and vigorous workouts. We work hard, we play hard. So it’s no wonder why we scoff at the initial invitation to try out something we feel is ‘soft’ such as yoga. Any fitness related classes that are taught, we body-building muscle heads leave to the ladies,…
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Rants and Observational Humour

Failure to Launch

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November 9, 2013

The generation before mine existed in a very different time in society. They didn’t have the internet growing up, nor cell phones, and cable TV was just becoming readily available to the home. They were the products of the generation before them, who came from even less and built everything…
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