Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Uncategorized Randomness

The Gears Have Shifted

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March 22, 2016

Back in 2012, I was invited to help out with a video shoot for the QX104 radio station here in Winnipeg. The shoot was a parody music video covering the NHL lockout during that year, and after working with the fun crew at the station I immediately knew that I…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Impractical Efforts

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March 20, 2015

Alright. So by now, it’s pretty clear that I am a lazy human being. I’m not a fan of going in to work, doing house chores, or cleaning up after the fuzzy roommates. However, there are times when I can get so deeply involved into a project that I completely…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Raising a Little Hellion – My Delinquent Roommate

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December 2, 2014

It’s date night. I’m cooking spaghetti. I’ve already left work early and grabbed all that I need from the grocery store, snagged a bottle of red wine from the liquor store and have showered up. Over text, I’m calm, composed and confident. Outside of my phone, I’m running around without…
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Relationships and Turmoil

Sorry Hazard, but our Princess is in Another Castle

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September 7, 2014

Dating. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the impeccably hopeless Hazard. His continuing mission? To explore strange new social situations, to seek out new women in new social circles. To boldly go where at least a few have gone before. Potentially many, although he doesn’t like to think about…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Rants and Observational Humour

Dogs. Loveable Little Assholes

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August 7, 2014

Today was an exceptionably difficult day at work. I worked outside through rain tearing apart a deck, followed by some custom decorative work to a client’s ceiling. Did I mention that I’m an electrician? Ceiling work and deck building to a sparky is sort of like washing your heiny in…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Lost Boys

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July 21, 2014

Hitting mid summer up here in Canada usually has three guarantees – finally a blast of warmer weather, mosquitos, and of course the beginning of vacation season. In my family’s household, vacation time usually meant a two week hiatus from our house and a long trek down the Trans-Canada highway to Radium…
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Rants and Observational Humour

Life’s a Game

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June 23, 2014

Most aspects of our lives are dangerously relative to sports. Metaphorically speaking. For instance, if you’re the the dating type, you want to see how many home runs you can proverbially hit. Or in my brother’s case, how many times you can hit first base. Zing. Alternatively, or perhaps more…
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Rants and Observational Humour, Relationships and Turmoil

Hazard’s 10 Dating Commandments

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May 21, 2014

Let’s be real fellas. When we’re out on that hot date with that cute girl we’ve been eyeing for the past quarter century, we don’t just want to impress – we want to bring our A Game. And to do so, it’s important we all follow our own regiment, our…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness)

Play Ball!

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May 14, 2014

The wind was light but present as the sun was breaking through the morning clouds. The bases fully loaded. Two had already walked, the last batter hitting to first. This next hit should be a breeze. I could visualize the ball slow motion, connecting perfectly with the bat and…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Easter Weekend – A Couple of Canucks’ Stay in the USA

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April 21, 2014

Growing up, our family made an Easter tradition of heading down to Grand Forks ND for an extended family weekend trip. The uncles would watch sports, the wives would go shopping, and us kids would swim laps in the Ramada’s pool until we got kicked out for excessive WWE behaviour.…
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