Matt Hazard

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Rants and Observational Humour

No, Mom, The Windchill is NOT the Actual Temperature

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February 2, 2025

Ask a Canadian, “What’s the winter like up there?” and they’ll probably respond with something like “If Hell froze over, it wouldn’t be as bad as this.” For perspective, it’s not uncommon for parts of Canada to be measurably colder than the surface of Mars. Unfortunately for me, I live…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

How Pavlovian Training Ruined My Dogs

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January 26, 2025

Have you ever been around a child that accidently learned a bad word from frustrated parents? Odds are you have. In my case, I was that child. Sure, it can be hilarious for the first five minutes, but if you’re the parent you’ll come to realize that you may have…
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Relationships and Turmoil

How I Met Your Father – the ‘Good First Impression’ Checklist

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January 16, 2025

When entering a fresh new relationship, it’s just a matter of time before your friends will probably start to notice a change in you. That new skip in your step, the sudden annoyingly positive outlook on life. Hey, it can be hard to mask that exciting new feeling! And that’s…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

When Inspiration Bites – Rekindling Old Passions

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January 4, 2025

Have you ever looked at your dog with complete distain after he rolls in a mud puddle after a fresh spring rain? Or perhaps rolled your eyes and gave an audible groan after stepping into a steaming pile of dog poop on your sunny morning walk? Well, that’s the same…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Christmas Karma, an Unorthodox Savior

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December 29, 2024

Ah, the holidays. Boxes of decor are dragged down from the attic, the malls are packed, and Michael Bublé is playing on repeat in the kitchen. The stage is set for another year of drink, way too many family gatherings, and the annual Christmas Eve tradition of getting pickled with…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Cleaning Out the Kitchen Cabinets

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December 17, 2024

I’ve just entered my second day of a three week staycation, and already I’m getting antsy. My wife said to me, she says, “if you’re so bored why don’t you learn to clean the house?” Fair point. And so after a lengthy mid morning nap, I decided to have a…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Trimming the Fat

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December 5, 2024

Enter 2014. I was young, fit, and healthy. Well, I was young. “Fit” is arguable, but at least I was thin. Healthy is also a bit of a stretch, since my doctor told me to consume more grains for fibre content and my primitive brain took that as “beer good”.…
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Uncategorized Randomness

Some Real Shit

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October 18, 2021

Man, I’m too old for this. 2021 is a young mans’ game. I grew up in the 80s, and things were a lot simpler back then. There were no ‘mental health issues’ or people who disregarded their own gender back then, it was a simpler time. But as time continues…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Leaving a Legacy

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September 30, 2019

The older I get, the more I wonder how I will be remembered. I realise that I’m neither rich nor famous, so whatever legacy I leave behind probably won’t go down in the history books. Perhaps the real question is how do I want to be remembered? I’ll level…
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Sub-par

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July 19, 2019

I, Matt Hazard, have never been officially diagnosed with ADHD. And now that that’s out of the way.. Evidently I am the type of guy who gets full-blown inspired by anything bearing the slightest bit of interest. I have become the human embodiment of a Pinterest board – I have…
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