Matt Hazard

…a healthy dose of shenanigans to get the day rolling

Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Christmas Karma, an Unorthodox Savior

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December 29, 2024

Ah, the holidays. Boxes of decor are dragged down from the attic, the malls are packed, and Michael Bublé is playing on repeat in the kitchen. The stage is set for another year of drink, way too many family gatherings, and the annual Christmas Eve tradition of getting pickled with…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Rants and Observational Humour

Cleaning Out the Kitchen Cabinets

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December 17, 2024

I’ve just entered my second day of a three week staycation, and already I’m getting antsy. My wife said to me, she says, “if you’re so bored why don’t you learn to clean the house?” Fair point. And so after a lengthy mid morning nap, I decided to have a…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Trimming the Fat

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December 5, 2024

Enter 2014. I was young, fit, and healthy. Well, I was young. “Fit” is arguable, but at least I was thin. Healthy is also a bit of a stretch, since my doctor told me to consume more grains for fibre content and my primitive brain took that as “beer good”.…
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Uncategorized Randomness

Some Real Shit

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October 18, 2021

Man, I’m too old for this. 2021 is a young mans’ game. I grew up in the 80s, and things were a lot simpler back then. There were no ‘mental health issues’ or people who disregarded their own gender back then, it was a simpler time. But as time continues…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Leaving a Legacy

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September 30, 2019

The older I get, the more I wonder how I will be remembered. I realise that I’m neither rich nor famous, so whatever legacy I leave behind probably won’t go down in the history books. Perhaps the real question is how do I want to be remembered? I’ll level…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Sub-par

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July 19, 2019

I, Matt Hazard, have never been officially diagnosed with ADHD. And now that that’s out of the way.. Evidently I am the type of guy who gets full-blown inspired by anything bearing the slightest bit of interest. I have become the human embodiment of a Pinterest board – I have…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Uncategorized Randomness

The Gears Have Shifted

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March 22, 2016

Back in 2012, I was invited to help out with a video shoot for the QX104 radio station here in Winnipeg. The shoot was a parody music video covering the NHL lockout during that year, and after working with the fun crew at the station I immediately knew that I…
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Caught on Tape (Video Entries), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Impractical Efforts

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March 20, 2015

Alright. So by now, it’s pretty clear that I am a lazy human being. I’m not a fan of going in to work, doing house chores, or cleaning up after the fuzzy roommates. However, there are times when I can get so deeply involved into a project that I completely…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

Raising a Little Hellion – My Delinquent Roommate

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December 2, 2014

It’s date night. I’m cooking spaghetti. I’ve already left work early and grabbed all that I need from the grocery store, snagged a bottle of red wine from the liquor store and have showered up. Over text, I’m calm, composed and confident. Outside of my phone, I’m running around without…
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Relationships and Turmoil

Sorry Hazard, but our Princess is in Another Castle

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September 7, 2014

Dating. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the impeccably hopeless Hazard. His continuing mission? To explore strange new social situations, to seek out new women in new social circles. To boldly go where at least a few have gone before. Potentially many, although he doesn’t like to think about…
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