Matt Hazard

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Relationships and Turmoil

“Sole Mate” – Starting off on the Wrong Foot

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July 16, 2025

Just like when Morpheus first met Neo, I knew that my wife would be the One. I didn’t need an Oracle to tell me she was about to crash my system and rebuild my world, even if it is slightly in her image. We started off doing all the things…
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Blood, Sweat, Tears (Fitness), Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

“Don’t Think. Feeeeeeel.”

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July 1, 2025

I grew up watching martial arts movies, from Ninja Turtles all the way through the Mortal Kombat instalments. I was obsessed. We even had a trampoline that I’d practice backflips and other tricks as a youth, just in case I needed such skills to navigate the mean hallways of my…
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Uncategorized Randomness

Kumquat – The Fruit You Didn’t Know You Needed

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March 30, 2025

When my wife came home from the grocery store and told me she had brought home a container of kumquats, I did what any other uncultured guy would do – I chuckled. After getting the stink eye, I asked her again what it was she brought home, and if she…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life), Relationships and Turmoil

A Fork in the Road

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March 20, 2025

Life experiences can really be boiled down to a series of choices. Often we feel like we are exactly on track – where we ought to be. And sometimes the Lord puts a fork in the road that can shape who we are. Chicken or beef? A common question asked…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

How Binge Drinking is Saving My Health

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March 16, 2025

Yeah. You read that correctly. And I agree, when you say it out loud the words echo insanity, but hear me out. The Backstory Growing up, liquor was always my ‘bad habit’. I didn’t smoke, I wasn’t into drugs, and I was way too nerdy to be out causing a…
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Relationships and Turmoil

Honesty Isn’t Always The Best Policy

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February 19, 2025

Being able to make my wife laugh on a daily basis is one of the best qualities in our marriage. And sometimes, just because she finds it funny, I’ll tell her stories of my youth that are embarrassing. We were upstairs in the kitchen after dinner, and she had just…
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Rants and Observational Humour

No, Mom, The Windchill is NOT the Actual Temperature

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February 2, 2025

Ask a Canadian, “What’s the winter like up there?” and they’ll probably respond with something like “If Hell froze over, it wouldn’t be as bad as this.” For perspective, it’s not uncommon for parts of Canada to be measurably colder than the surface of Mars. Unfortunately for me, I live…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

How Pavlovian Training Ruined My Dogs

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January 26, 2025

Have you ever been around a child that accidently learned a bad word from frustrated parents? Odds are you have. In my case, I was that child. Sure, it can be hilarious for the first five minutes, but if you’re the parent you’ll come to realize that you may have…
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Relationships and Turmoil

How I Met Your Father – the ‘Good First Impression’ Checklist

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January 16, 2025

When entering a fresh new relationship, it’s just a matter of time before your friends will probably start to notice a change in you. That new skip in your step, the sudden annoyingly positive outlook on life. Hey, it can be hard to mask that exciting new feeling! And that’s…
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Day to Day Shenanigans (Life)

When Inspiration Bites – Rekindling Old Passions

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January 4, 2025

Have you ever looked at your dog with complete distain after he rolls in a mud puddle after a fresh spring rain? Or perhaps rolled your eyes and gave an audible groan after stepping into a steaming pile of dog poop on your sunny morning walk? Well, that’s the same…
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